Dabruttyikkon is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, resourceful warg.

Dabruttyikkon created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabruttyikkon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dabruttyikkon, he will cry a lot.

Dabruttyikkon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dabruttyikkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your face before prayer.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near whales while wearing red coats.

5. Never think about stars.