Bitpiggedbig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, strong spider.

Bitpiggedbig created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitpiggedbig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bitpiggedbig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bitpiggedbig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bitpiggedbig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never cross crossroads at midday.

4. Never touch blood while tainted.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bitpiggedbig on top of all buildings.