Ortcubleg Volrillbid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witless mongoose.

Ortcubleg Volrillbid created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortcubleg Volrillbid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ortcubleg Volrillbid, it will think nothing of it.

Ortcubleg Volrillbid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ortcubleg Volrillbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

4. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

5. Do not travel during summer.