Legmigvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome mongoose.

Legmigvonk created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Legmigvonk, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Legmigvonk, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Legmigvonk's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Legmigvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always store strawberries above ground.

2. Always help frogs in need.

3. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.