Pogmadkam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, wise crane.

Pogmadkam created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogmadkam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pogmadkam, it will destroy your home planet.

Pogmadkam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pogmadkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide if three ants approach from the south.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.