Yarlmildan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unselfish fish.

Yarlmildan created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlmildan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yarlmildan, she will turn you into a duck.

Yarlmildan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yarlmildan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarlmildan.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear green stockings.