Liptipbit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fussy duck.

Liptipbit created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Liptipbit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Liptipbit, she will come to you in dreams.

Liptipbit's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Liptipbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not wear jumpers marked with gray.