Wanhapnat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil coyote.

Wanhapnat created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wanhapnat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wanhapnat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wanhapnat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Wanhapnat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never gather three snails in one place.

5. Always help swans in need.