Arnstikfossvilflagbemrill is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate unicorn.

Arnstikfossvilflagbemrill created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnstikfossvilflagbemrill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arnstikfossvilflagbemrill, it will not invite you to parties.

Arnstikfossvilflagbemrill's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Arnstikfossvilflagbemrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.

3. Never allow shrews to witness sacred rites.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.