Flismeglen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, cheerful naga.

Flismeglen created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Flismeglen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flismeglen, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flismeglen's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Flismeglen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Never feed bread to cats while wearing black coats.

4. Never gather seven shrews in one place.

5. Respect your elders.