Limgonpaspodtalraw is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Limgonpaspodtalraw created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limgonpaspodtalraw, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Limgonpaspodtalraw, it will strike you with lightening.

Limgonpaspodtalraw's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Limgonpaspodtalraw's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Never talk about dark energy near snails while wearing pink boots and balancing seven tin spheres on your hands.

5. Never go into purple rooms.