Tiparffut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful dog.

Tiparffut created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Tiparffut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tiparffut, it will curse you with boils.

Tiparffut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tiparffut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear yellow shorts on sacred days.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.