Badvogmigbadfodzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet hydra.

Badvogmigbadfodzod created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badvogmigbadfodzod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Badvogmigbadfodzod, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Badvogmigbadfodzod's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Badvogmigbadfodzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Run away from purple hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.