Lingedsig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless crow.

Lingedsig created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Lingedsig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lingedsig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Lingedsig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Lingedsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

2. Run away if four sharks approach from the north.

3. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Do not hurt ducks.