Kansitrenfot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic snake.

Kansitrenfot created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kansitrenfot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kansitrenfot, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kansitrenfot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Kansitrenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.