Lintagveg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, competent dolphin.

Lintagveg created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lintagveg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lintagveg, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lintagveg's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lintagveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Run away if three gulls approach from the west.