Himfudyart is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome spider.

Himfudyart created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himfudyart, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Himfudyart, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Himfudyart's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Himfudyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Never allow eagles to witness sacred rites.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not name children after gulls.