Cabgun Limgessappwan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind hare.

Cabgun Limgessappwan created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Cabgun Limgessappwan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cabgun Limgessappwan, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cabgun Limgessappwan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cabgun Limgessappwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cabgun Limgessappwan's name in vain.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.