Queegvograw is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable hyena.

Queegvograw created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegvograw, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegvograw, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Queegvograw's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Queegvograw's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.

3. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

4. Never remain prostrate at midday.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.