Negjenhom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, narcissistic gerbil.

Negjenhom created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negjenhom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Negjenhom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Negjenhom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Negjenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine badgers near bridges.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Put Negjenhom first in all things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Negjenhom.