Sinflisdibstragbotmid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring coyote.

Sinflisdibstragbotmid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinflisdibstragbotmid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sinflisdibstragbotmid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sinflisdibstragbotmid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sinflisdibstragbotmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Sinflisdibstragbotmid loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Never cross mountains at dusk.