Wandossfag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident hummingbird.

Wandossfag created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wandossfag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wandossfag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wandossfag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wandossfag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five snails approach from the east.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never stain your arms with brown.

5. Pray towards the south.