Butcatrut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating armadillo.

Butcatrut created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butcatrut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Butcatrut, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Butcatrut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Butcatrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near ducks while wearing indigo tights and balancing four aluminium spheres on your back.

3. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.