Xuckflabhin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, amazing gnu.

Xuckflabhin created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckflabhin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xuckflabhin, she will be very unhappy.

Xuckflabhin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Xuckflabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your arms toward the south during prayer.

2. Never prepare coconuts during autumn.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Never gather seven snakes in one place.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.