Fubstafveenkar is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, capable skunk.

Fubstafveenkar created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubstafveenkar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fubstafveenkar, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fubstafveenkar's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fubstafveenkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with turquoise.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed apples to foxes while wearing tights.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Feed all hungry rats.