Ripjigpop is a god.

She takes the form of a large, charitable jaguar.

Ripjigpop created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripjigpop, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ripjigpop, she will make you grow a tail.

Ripjigpop's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ripjigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Never adorn your back with brown markings.

3. Always remove shirts before touching titanium.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Ripjigpop loves frogs, so they must be respected.