Banyikjig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, egotistical horse.

Banyikjig created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Banyikjig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Banyikjig, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Banyikjig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Banyikjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Never gather six shrews near walls.

5. Always wear mauve.