Godbagbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring tortoise.

Godbagbaf created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godbagbaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Godbagbaf, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Godbagbaf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Godbagbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Run away if nine badgers approach from the west.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never look at planets.