Mannuttjapham is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous dragonfly.

Mannuttjapham created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mannuttjapham, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mannuttjapham, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mannuttjapham's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Mannuttjapham's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve ants, for they are unholy.

2. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Mannuttjapham's name in vain.

5. Do not make images of living things.