Midvadloop Hakbifdam is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying elephant.

Midvadloop Hakbifdam created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midvadloop Hakbifdam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Midvadloop Hakbifdam, he will cry a lot.

Midvadloop Hakbifdam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Midvadloop Hakbifdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never cross forests at midnight.

3. Hide if eight manatees approach from the west.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Run away if five goats approach from the north.