Tarsasing is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable chicken.

Tarsasing created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarsasing, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tarsasing, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tarsasing's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tarsasing's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Always obey Tarsasing's priests.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.