Donquimrul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering faun.

Donquimrul created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donquimrul, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Donquimrul, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Donquimrul's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Donquimrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Never think about dark matter near voles while wearing gray tights and balancing six carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Never gather four squirrels near wells.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.