Teenlenmigvon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sage snail.

Teenlenmigvon created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenlenmigvon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Teenlenmigvon, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Teenlenmigvon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Teenlenmigvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never mix tomatoes with oil.

4. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.