Rullpodsom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful wyvern.

Rullpodsom created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullpodsom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rullpodsom, she will strike you with lightening.

Rullpodsom's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rullpodsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

5. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing shorts.