Fembabgon Pashugloop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent jackal.

Fembabgon Pashugloop created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fembabgon Pashugloop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fembabgon Pashugloop, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fembabgon Pashugloop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fembabgon Pashugloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

2. Never allow eagles to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

5. Never eat bark.