Fliszaglam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome hyena.

Fliszaglam created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliszaglam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fliszaglam, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fliszaglam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fliszaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fliszaglam.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never bounce in the presence of elders.