Dussominhin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, strong troll.

Dussominhin created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussominhin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dussominhin, it will curse you with boils.

Dussominhin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dussominhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Put Dussominhin first in all things.

3. Never mark doors with white.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.