Fobjonsawbonbatnutraktarp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient gnu.

Fobjonsawbonbatnutraktarp created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Fobjonsawbonbatnutraktarp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobjonsawbonbatnutraktarp, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fobjonsawbonbatnutraktarp's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fobjonsawbonbatnutraktarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Fobjonsawbonbatnutraktarp in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Run away from pink badgers, for they are unholy.