Armnadtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest raccoon.

Armnadtetti created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armnadtetti, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Armnadtetti, she will think nothing of it.

Armnadtetti's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Armnadtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Always remove ear rings before touching tin.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.