Bumgunbif is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful shark.

Bumgunbif created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumgunbif, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bumgunbif, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bumgunbif's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bumgunbif's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumgunbif.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Never prepare onions during autumn.

5. Bumgunbif loves rats, so they must be respected.