Bensadtan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic coyote.

Bensadtan created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Bensadtan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bensadtan, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bensadtan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bensadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Never mix tomatoes with water.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.