Benpidjab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil armadillo.

Benpidjab created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Benpidjab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Benpidjab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Benpidjab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Benpidjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never speak aloud of names.