Sagzanyart Jap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart unicorn.

Sagzanyart Jap created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sagzanyart Jap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sagzanyart Jap, it will curse you with boils.

Sagzanyart Jap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sagzanyart Jap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Sagzanyart Jap loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.