Minwiggut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful mouse.

Minwiggut created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minwiggut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Minwiggut, he will not invite you to parties.

Minwiggut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Minwiggut's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.