Budhabbim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent snake.

Budhabbim created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Budhabbim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Budhabbim, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Budhabbim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Budhabbim's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Never handle silver while unclean.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Do not wear stockings marked with red.