Hugquartjat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking dugong.

Hugquartjat created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugquartjat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hugquartjat, it will not care at all.

Hugquartjat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hugquartjat's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not prepare oranges while wearing stockings.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.