Bumdudbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage octopus.

Bumdudbarn created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Bumdudbarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bumdudbarn, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bumdudbarn's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bumdudbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.