Rillfutgat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy raccoon.

Rillfutgat created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillfutgat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillfutgat, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rillfutgat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rillfutgat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three voles approach from the north.

2. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.