Bapfligpin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying whale.

Bapfligpin created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Bapfligpin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bapfligpin, he will turn you into a tree.

Bapfligpin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bapfligpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

5. Always remove jumpers before touching carbon.