Didominyim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent jackal.

Didominyim created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didominyim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didominyim, he will boil you in a big pot.

Didominyim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Didominyim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Didominyim on top of all buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

5. Pray towards the east.